buttharrybutt: buttharrybutt: i lost my mood ring i dont know how i feel about this
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
captainfrancesca: anime parents must be so confused like “we both have brown hair why is our daughter’s hair BLUE”
multipack: sorry but i think we should break up, it’s not you it’s-a-me mario
internetmessiah: Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
thdoctor: does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment
caitlynsfeels: theanti90smovement: i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal basically the young adult section of any bookstore
imagine-dragonlords: thewayweride: If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy FINE If you’re gay and you fall for a woman FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys FINE If you’re pansexual and have a preference FINE What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the...
sadillite: all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
hell-is-my-paradise: yourealoserlol: skittlejoy: its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio yeah, you deserve them. that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen
The thing with me is I'm totally body positive...